Miscellaneous: Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair... - FML

By missblair - 04/04/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I went and got a spray on tan. I forgot to push the hair cap up. A few hours later, I was completely tan, except for the top half of my forehead was pasty white. It will last for five days. FML

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missblair 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:09

The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

SomethingWitty 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:49

hahahaha that's why i live on the edge and soak up the skin cancer.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:14

Tans are pointless no matter how you get them.

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:29

fringe?

m311 6

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:56

use foundation. easyyy

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:50

ha!

SomethingWitty 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

Time for bangs...

Jcsati8 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

Shut the **** up, 1

woofer_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:57

i'm so glad my body produces the adequate amount of melanin needed to look awesome.

andrysb24 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:00

i concur

chelzy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:18

in the summer, I become Mexican!!! hooray for good genes!!!

yuop77 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 1:46

**** u 5 and 98

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

YDI for getting a spray-on tan. They look ugly and extremely fake.

merhbu 4

Friday 10 January 2014 8:35

its their choice, not yours.

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:20

everyone is entitled to their own opinion ;) i do agree that they make you look gross though. almost like an oompa loompa

Dynamite73 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:53

Or a walking sweet potato

Scheisse11 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:59

AND you're probably orange now! FYL!

TheAntiComment 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:00

why don't you go outside and get some sunlight it looks a lot better

UnCensoredBitch 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:02

HAHAHAHAHA! Fail! Go and let them hand spray the rest of your head!

fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 16:32

...hours???

missonedirection 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:06

I had the same reaction!

ANONYMOUS159357 7

Tuesday 21 February 2017 0:59

it could have been a graduated tan

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