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By shirley - 28/02/2011 02:20 - Spain

Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. I didn't read the instructions correctly and now as well as still having the cellulite, my butt looks like I got a massage from an angry cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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Roxxay 6

Monday 28 February 2011 9:16

it wouldn't work anyway, OP. cellulite is like Harry Potter, nothing can destroy them.

aktopps 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:12

That's why all instructions should be like IKEA's.

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YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Monday 5 December 2011 7:15

YDI for being fat and lazy.

dd08tsx 3

Friday 20 July 2012 9:38

why dont you do some exercise.

kitty888 4

Monday 4 February 2013 0:21

Get beauti-control's spa sculpt and firm body moisturizer! It's amazing!

WintersChild 12

Saturday 28 March 2015 16:27

It wouldn't have worked anyway

quackImapenguin 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 12:21

So much misinformation about cellulite! Cellulite is just how fat is generally distributed on women. The only way to not have cellulite is either to a. not have any fat at all (not recommended as completely lacking fat is starvation/wasting away), b. have man-like hormones, c. have certain genes or d. photoshop. But really the best thing to do about it is learn to love it because it's a perfectly healthy feature of your body. Anyone who objects to you loving your cellulite is just being a pointlessly negative influence in your life and you should tell them off.

ferbi 13

Saturday 17 September 2016 15:48

Cellulite is just something beauty companies decided should be fixed. it is perfectly normal and part of the human body. there is no need to use money for purchasing treatments. just try to be happy with who you are and realize you are beautiful with all your natural flaws.