Miscellaneous: Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Andrew - 24/11/2011 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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Babyface

By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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Sunday 13 December 2015 0:08

If he called the cops I'd rub it in his face when it is confirmed as a real ID

WCARlover 34

Sunday 13 December 2015 0:07

I'm stricken with the forever baby face as well, OP. When I graduated from college I had people ask me if it was high school I was graduating from. We will appreciate it one day.

Comments

hannahkonda 14

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:12

I know that feel OP. I work on a county ambulance and I constantly get asked if I'm even old enough to drive. I've had my license for about 10 years.

writerchic85 25

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:31

Haha let him call the cops. He'll look like a tool.

AnyaS 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:47

Yeah, that's pretty extreme. I'm 28 and have been asked what high school I go to. *sighs* A friend of my 31 year old sister thought I was ten years younger than her. That's quite a gap.

xooxxooxxooxxoox 3

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:56

i also have baby face, but it's weird because the only time i get id'ed is when im with my family. Like i can buy a ton of alcohol on my own, in a bar or the lcbo or whatever, but go out to east side marios with my parents and ask for a sangria? Nope. (well yes, but only after showing id)

Pinto_2015 9

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:45

baby face here too...kudos to anyone that can guess my age or age of my oldest son....enjoy the baby face....

willsnow18 11

Monday 14 December 2015 13:48

you are 37-42 and you oldest is 18-21?

santas_cartel 3

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:47

are you POSITIVE you don't have just one name like "mclovin"?

Redgy22 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:59

Well Babyfaces, the first time they DON'T ask for your ID is like a knife in the heart. Enjoy your youthful looks while you still have them. Time flies! I made until 31 before they stopped asking. ?