Work: Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby...

By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 06:01

Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By Umlungu23 - 18/02/2019 00:00

Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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solegit 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:58

i probably wouldve done the same tbh

Lustuu_fml 14

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:52

No, you're funny ! hahaha

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Chichainator 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:51

You're mean >:(

bluecat_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:53

family bonds :)

bluecat_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:58

hahaha today i just commented on the wrong FML :) FML

docscientist 9

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:06

Hint: Don't laugh until after you know they're okay.

stephanie0613 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:08

Why would you laugh at your boss falling. If you get fired YTDI !

SqueakyBootz 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:26

You must be the typical conceited bitch whose immature as ****. If I ever saw a ****** asshole like you, I would knock you the **** out before you even saw it comin. I'm ****** sick of these ****** asshole **** bitches who think they're all ****** that. My blood pressure is ****** rising just reading about your bitch ass.

omgshaylaaa 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 9:28

yikes squeakyboots... someone pissed in your cheerios I suppose?

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:01

13- The real question is: Who WOULDN'T laugh at their boss? Especially if you hate your boss. I know that I would laugh.

bakedindaoven 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:57

you can't say u wouldent have laughed...

timma90 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:50

I'd piss myself laughing. Just sit there for hours chuckling away.

romanje 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:38

unless the manager is cool then who cares. broken arms heal but someone you don't like falling on their face is priceless

Lustuu_fml 14

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:52

No, you're funny ! hahaha

Rumeee666 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:10

ok go to her say sorry then chuckel alittle bit and then burst out laughing then leave

lyn29 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 8:53

thats funny ...i always laugh in these kind of situations ... so i guess its not really ur fault but it is kind of mean :S

max_wilder 9

Monday 9 April 2012 7:00

Classic... This happened to the majority of my basketball team when we ran onto the court that was just cleaned once. Slapstick comedy is always funny