By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
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barfinghamster 9

If he called the cops I'd rub it in his face when it is confirmed as a real ID

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WCARlover 34

I'm stricken with the forever baby face as well, OP. When I graduated from college I had people ask me if it was high school I was graduating from. We will appreciate it one day.

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easilyboredone 8

I'm 22 almost 23, with long hair I look 12 but with short hair I look 16. I know your pain.

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golden23 10

If you got scared by the threat of having the cops called when you were doing nothing wrong then maybe you shouldn't be buying alcohol

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heartofhannah 28

The FML doesn't mention anything about OP getting scared. I took it as he was more annoyed than anything.

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mads_fml 7

It is a hassle, though, and feels humiliating. As a short baby-faced person as well this is my worst nightmare but it's not on a fear of cops.

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Croooow 11

Grow facial hair. I'm 27, but I look mid-teens without my beard.

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TreeTreeMan 23

This is my life. I look 20 with my beard and 14 without it.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Eh, some people don't "grow" facial hair like others He could be patchy and look utterly ridiculous

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AndesFults 13

What if OP is a female? I didn't gather gender from the post..?

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

There's a gender symbol right beside op's name up top. However a guy I know is 30 and still gets ID'd because of his baby face and growing facial hair is not an option for him because he can go months without shaving and have a bit of preach fuzz... some guys it just doesn't grow.

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Nabexis 9

There isn't on mobile, as far as I can see. So...people like mead the person you're replying to can't actually see what gender OP is.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

I'm on my mobile too and I see the symbol right beside op's name. I'm an on the android app currently.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Had the same problem all my life. Aged 18, look about 10, had the police called on me when trying to buy alcohol for the first time too.

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arkh_angel 16

Threatening to call the cops is the ultimate verification mechanism to deter people with fake ID. Next time just look relax and say "Sure, go ahead, I have time my date's only expected in two hours...".

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The_Ikon211 11

should've just took your business elsewhere. No big deal.

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Sathane 21

So? Let him call the cops if it's legit ID.

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blueeyedcutie21 8

This happened to me my first time buying alcohol. Literally exact same.

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Alexandria79 22

ok I was 30 and still getting carded for alcohol AND rated R movies but most people apologized for carding me. My advice is to marry someone 5-6 yrs older. People still look to card me in my 30s then they see my husband with me and stop. seriously. it's can I see your...*sees hubby* oh nevermind. works for everything.

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XxDanno316xX 27

This has to be the worst advice I've ever read on fml. Marry someone because they are 5-6 years older? To avoid getting a card check? Please don't encourage people to do dumb things :)

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