Health: Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By FlabbyPants - 06/01/2015 02:51 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Roevera 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:54

well atleast you're making an effort. we all start somewhere. good luck OP.

snowmount07 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:53

It's alright, it'll stop eventually

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leadman1989 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:21

146. LOL at your face. :O

neander 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:04

Are you extremely overweight or do you live in a shack in the woods?

NAAMxLOOS 11

Tuesday 3 January 2012 20:24

At least you tried, OP. Don't worry, just keep it up until the neighbours start complaining ;)

chels1994 11

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:40

That's your motivation

baseballbro2 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:50

Fat ass

FweakofCydonia 40

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:30

Maybe the house is really that old...some people are quick to assume that the OP is huge.

lukybasturd 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:08

hey I personally think that's cool. helps you know if you shake less your also loosing weight at good pace.

jroxursox1 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:09

There's a first time for everything and I'm just guessing. Just throwing this out there. That this was your first time exercising??

PaigeySlade 7

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:39

...weight watchers

withyou_fml 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:43

liar. smh

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