Miscellaneous: Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 20:44 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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I told you so

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my dad sent me back and forth repeatedly to the auto parts store for a replacement headlight bulb. He kept insisting that what I brought back was the wrong bulb. I had to drag him there to show I was getting the right one by asking the clerk. He's wrong, but is mad at me for embarrassing him in front of the staff. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 12:42 - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 16:10 - United Kingdom - Godalming

Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after I bought my house, my dad forced me to do all the DIY with him because I needed to know how to do it myself, but my sister just bought her house and not only did dad hire tradesmen to do a lot of the work, he forced me to do a lot of it as well. Never before have I wished I was a girl too. FML

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bdun4 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:42

Good job proving him wrong

ghostsoul21 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:42

So he wants you to be helpless? I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest shit ever.. You go girl! Haha

Comments

mattbaker 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 14:10

He's a sexist

733yoda_fml 19

Thursday 24 July 2014 14:11

Your dad is a sexist idiot

JazNim17 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 16:06

I don't really understand what his problem is here. He raised a daughter who is capable of fixing things herself and that means that he won't have to take time out of his day and burn his gas to go to your house and fix your car one day. He should be grateful.

Omegapi197 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 16:56

Q: How many sexist men does it take to fix a mower? A: None, it takes their daughter.

JokersHQ 21

Thursday 24 July 2014 17:21

I wouldn't call that an FML OP. I'd say your dad is sexist and you proved him wrong. Good for you!

Omniprism 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 17:23

Good for you!! I'm super proud of you. He'll get over the sting of his own words. And it will teach him a lesson. You could also go talk to him about it too. Might help you two bond better if you let him know how his comment made you feel. Good luck and don't stop being awesome.