Love and Argument: Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much...

By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By TiredParent - 09/10/2018 12:00

Today, I had to take my eyes off my kid for a minute to respond to an important work email. I was about to click send when I heard a flushing sound and mad giggling. It was the TV remote. FML

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faxe 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.

happykiddo20 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:05

loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD

Comments

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:01

just dump the bastard

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 17:02

Lol i do this all the time, on my remote i have 5 buttons. 1. Standby 2. Mute 3. Cook 4. Clean 5. Sex What buttons do you guys have? share with us Thankyou in advance

fearall 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 19:44

and why? blasting out at her husband isnt going to solve shit to begin with. if she had a proper discussion with him the outcome might be different

bored690 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 21:05

HAHAHA I just point the remote at my boyfriend and go MUTE

Forn2 0

Monday 30 November 2009 2:48

My buttons are: 1.fast sex 2.slow sex 3.Beach sex 4.video-like sex 5.sex

whataloadofbull 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:48

yall forgot about the absolutely essential button: Make a sammwich

UrbanerMezei 0

Monday 30 November 2009 14:50

I love how everyone's first idea in this society is divorce, obviously the relationship has hit a wall but your first reaction should be to work the problem and solve it, not to enter costly legal proceedings and even more hurt feelings breaking up something you chose for life in the first place. I just hate the way people assume now they'll have 2 to 3 marriages in life, for Christ sake date longer people.

MagicMeds 0

Monday 30 November 2009 15:42

How long should he be for me to date him Mr. 85?

Reyo 2

Monday 30 November 2009 21:17

um...then shut up? Seriosly, what the hell is yelling going to do? All that does is make you sound like a steriotypical housewife.

lovemysnubber 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:22

agreed!

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 17:36

1. sex 2. sammich that's all u really need

falugabubble 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 4:10

Make me a sammich woman xD

The_Color_Abi 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:04

What a twat - break up with him!

happykiddo20 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:05

loool xDD u should try leaving him some peace, every man wants their free time with no women and no work but that was funny xDDD

woosah 16

Monday 20 June 2011 8:32

kinda funny? kinda hilarious! I would not be able to be mad after that. if anything it should have lightened the mood. I like him.

Playdate 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:05

Time to hide the remote and stop making his dinner. Also, I hear couches are nice and uncomfortable for men this time of year - make him sleep on it!

dspadres 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 20:28

*points remote at you* Did it work?

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

every husband on the face of the planet has done this at some point. not an FML.

faxe 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:06

Your husband is a hero to nagged husbands everywhere.

SenGaeriel 3

Monday 30 November 2009 1:54

Wives do it, too. This was supposed to be under #5, not #6. :P

mirix 6

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:07

how rude, divorce!! He obviously cares more about the t.v. than you -.-

Sargasm 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:11

Newsflash: he's probably watching TV to get away from your nagging.

Books4Me 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:21

Newsflash: Who said she was nagging? Just because she was complaining this time doesn't mean it's a constant thing she complains about. She has a right to tell him she thinks he watches too much tv. I bet you're one of those people who thinks that because someone complains at you about something once or even a few times means they're being naggy. Instead of writing someone off as naggy, consider what they're actually saying.

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:27

"having a go" at someone doesn't exactly imply "honey, i'd appreciate it if you spent a little less time watching TV."

Sargasm 4

Sunday 29 November 2009 16:58

What #13 said. #11: "I bet you're one of those people who thinks that because someone complains at you about something once or even a few times means they're being naggy." Sorry, looks like you just lost a bet. And stop nagging.