Miscellaneous: Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with...

By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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Same thing different taste

By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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By whatjusthappened - 20/12/2013 08:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML

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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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Performance anxiety

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 20:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML

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Nature sucks

By JoanAsIs - 15/10/2023 13:30 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, my friends convinced me to go on a "short" hike. Little did I know, they're actually all avid hikers, whilst I'm more of an "indoor enthusiast." I've now been climbing a never-ending hill for hours, hallucinating about my cozy couch, and praying for a miracle to deliver pizza to the summit. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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feelslikeanoose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:27

How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!

I_Hate_Tpyos 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:15

obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.

Comments

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 27 February 2012 5:19

The truth has been spoken!

cierraashlee 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:15

I took shrooms before work as a cashier once. I got more tips, smiles, compliments, and nice conversations than ever before! They help me think in a more lovely and aware way. All the people doing the name calling here aren't accomplishing anything except maybe attempting to get their own anger out about their own unsatisfying lives. Good luck to you guys.

sammyluvspugs 4

Monday 28 May 2012 4:12

You definately deserve it

43trauts 14

Friday 8 June 2012 6:17

FYL for probably screwing up the presentation YDI for everything else

MustacheChildren 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:26

Shit-head YDI for doing drugs in the first place before you had class!

justaguyonfmlya 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:07

You are ******* stupid

PhishloverA 14

Monday 29 April 2013 5:12

First sentence make this a YDI. Anyone who voted FYL probably does shrooms too, and can relate to your situation

JDCH_99 10

Monday 27 May 2013 19:32

It depends on the potency of the 'shrooms. I've gone the "just a pinch" route and been sailing for 10-12 hours. Other times I've gobbled them up by the handful and been mildly buzzed. That's the problem with a self-regulated, underground industry with no real standard.

Thunderstruck14 30

Saturday 19 October 2013 22:06

Its his choice if he wants to do drugs. If you don't hurt anyone, then its perfectly fine. The only mistake here is doing a drug without knowing enough about it, which is pretty stupid (YDI) but that only means it was a stupid decision, it doesn't mean you have to personally attack the OP even though he didn't do anything that bad, he just did something stupid that he will probably learn from. Stop judging people. It makes the world a shittier place.