Love: Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 23:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By shiftybizniss - 16/04/2009 18:43 - Canada

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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flockz 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:59

you could of been a creeper. how could she have known? thats why she sacraficed her mother instead.

iFizzgig 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:54

You should run...

Comments

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:22

Wow, these are sure some nice flowers you have out here, girlfriend's mom. My garden inspection is complete. Carry on!

JinxosGirl87 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:25

I would not open my window if there's a mysterious knock on it, especially at night. Try seranading her, at least that's less creepy.

mserrato 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 16:35

Run forrest run

fmlist99 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:29

So? did u and her mom hav a moment?

thebluewizard 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:05

It's not romantic if the girl lives with her parents (whatever age they may be). It's just suicidal. :D

meso222 8

Monday 8 April 2013 17:17

The point is to show you would risk her father and his rifle. It doesn't help when she woke her mother up instead of just looking out the window through the glass that is probably there...

xRainbowsbitex 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 18:28

If shes to scared to look outside, so she gets her mother shes to young for you bro!!

MarioDragon 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:05

I have to say, the only time anybody opens the window at night when you hear a random knocking is when a script says it's OK, or you actually live in a completely 100% safe town where nothing ever happens and the outside world doesn't even know you exist.