By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
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ananicosia 28

Time to educate your girlfriend on personal hygiene

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ahabsfan 14

So I'm guessing you didn't toss her salad.

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DemCideOhShiz 8

or maybe tossing that salad was more like playing with peanut butter in a jock strap!

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enganerd 17

Time to teach your girl how to wipe her ass

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DevilsShadow 5

that's disgusting. How old is your girlfriend that she doesn't know how to wipe properly?

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harleyangel0373 7

Really she should make sure she's clean if she wants some tongue action.

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914smv 18

:O speechless... Sorry OP that must have been pretty horrible

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Xamry14 10

It makes it a lot better. Blood or shit? I'll go with the blood any day.

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Dick_diamond 22

Trying so hard not to say this, but that's the very definition of a shitty situation..

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dannidoll93 24

Oh god. What do you even say in that situation?

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FalloutScrolls 25

I'm gonna guess something along the lines of "BLEERRREREAAAGGGGHHH"

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