Believe me!

By DieuEstUnHomme - 03/02/2016 15:44 - France - Reims

Today, while on the tramway with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML
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Tripartita 44

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the… tram. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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aeryn97 17

#12 wins the Internet lol

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Wins the internet? ******* hell, did we just go back in time to 2009?

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anonymous198913 26

They think of themselves a little too highly.

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kittykat1501 31

Or somebody named their kid god. either way.

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YBae 27

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thawny_fml 21

As a character from the top selling fantasy novel, I'd say he's probably not god.

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Xamry14 10

Found the obnoxious Atheist! There's a difference between an Atheist and an obnoxious Atheist. OA for some reason feel the need to announce to the world how stupid everyone is for blindly believing in a "fantasy novel" creator while showing how superior they are for blindly believing that there is no such thing without proof either way. Atheists just believe what they believe without the blatant hypocrisy.

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junjunbun 28

Ooooh, interesting. Should've told him you were discussing satanism to shut him up... ;)

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jojocircus19 16

You should've said 'Geez I know, we hate each other REMEMBER!?

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jarrahj 19

He had a dream he was King he woke up still king

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LivToFail 28

I think I am god, so therefore I am! This man is an impostor. On a more sereous side note, how the hell do people like this exist... Sereously.

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domolovesyoshi 33

How do seriously mentally ill people exist? Are you really ******* serious? You seriously don't think people like this should exist?

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LivToFail 28

No, not what I was talking about #24, it was more of a shakeing my head gesture. I'm thinking that its odd that someone thinks that he is god. the "how do people like this exist" was kinda just my way of wondering why this guy thinks like he did, if you got some sort of misunderstanding, pm me about it please.

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Xamry14 10

He was probably not mentally ill and was being a smart ass. A serious tone doesn't mean it wasnt a joke. Best jokes are told with straight faces. Calm down geeze. No one said anything remotely close to what your going on about. I think you need reading comprehension classes.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Just because he said it in a serious tone doesn't mean he wasn't joking.

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DoomedGemini 37

Exactly, my brother makes jokes like this constantly.

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CaptMacLeod 45

I have a friend that follows any utterance of "Oh my God" or "Dear God" with "Yes, can I help you?" This is part of a time-honored tradition of Freaking The Mundanes. Sounds like you found a player.

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SilioMarwolaeth 23

for some reason, this reminds me of that one episode of that '70s show where Leo said he saw God on the bus

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Tripartita 44

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the… tram. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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ZachZach99999 8

Just a stranger on the bus like one of us?

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