By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
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ananicosia 28

Time to educate your girlfriend on personal hygiene

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slim_immy 7

That is just gross.

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toasted1 13

when I first read this, I was so expecting... 'and then I puked on her crusty ******'

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MoodyBlu 5

Everybody is saying "teach her to wipe". If I have to teach my woman to wipe her own ass, guess what? She isn't my woman.

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kdmittens 9

its probably an old period stain that probably didnt get off while doing laundry! if you actually smelled shit.. then yes talk about personal hygiene to her or break up! :p

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cloco87 22

That's a very shitty situation, maybe next time you could have your girlfriend shower before it's pants off, dance off.

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Stooby61 18

You must have imagined it - everyone knows that girls don't shit

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2ru 14

That is classic!!! I burst out laughing at that one, whew!!!!

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fearbasel04 9

why post your personal shit on here.... lol

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randommanwill 11

Maybe she switched from wearing diapers a bit too soon.

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