By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
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ananicosia 28

Time to educate your girlfriend on personal hygiene

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miss_fluffybutt 17

You've gotten yourself into a rather shitty situation.

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AliGInTheHouse 24

That kinda lost its humour after the 500th time...

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DemCideOhShiz 8

is your gf a size 1 or a size 20? thats vital information that could unveil how big this shit stain really can be.

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yenze 18

How dose weight have anything to not knowing how to wipe your ass

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DemCideOhShiz 8

its simple.... the bigger the ass, the bigger the stain can possibly be. duh!?!?

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kingshelly 24

I gagged just reading this

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ndnpride88 25

:-O oh my God bud that sticks

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never_three 21

There's a difference between the smell of vaginal discharge and shit......

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Xamry14 10

He said nothing about smell. Just said it was a stain. Could be old and from a previous period.

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laughingboy23 20

...I was going to try to come up with something witty... I got nothing.

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