By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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G97Alex 21

Kirby, the pink hero, has a girlfriend that doesn't appreciate him. I NEVER thought I would write that sentence.

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steelers112 3

Have sex with all her friends. She will get the hint and break up with you. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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sakforduc 0

If having sex with everyone was that easy we'd all do it.

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OneNightStan 2

We do all do it...

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steelers112 3

It's not that hard. Step your game up. Especially if your any good girls always be telling there girlfriends sex stories. So if your good then her friends already know and they'll want some.

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drawmesunshine 17

That's gross. If my friends told me about every lay, I'd make a list of who -not- to sleep with, and I'd invest in some friends that have something interesting to talk about. That's ******* nasty.

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spartan456 0

Maybe the promblem here is you if she fell asleep

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sky22_fml 7

Ugh ya...sounds like she needs to go!

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ZielZone 4

Maybe you should feel lucky to have a girlfriend... Apparently you're boring her to sleep

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jobsman99 0

Couldn't you at least have some good break up sex first? At least play with her **** awhile.

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mdtdnb 7

That might be considered rape since she fell asleep....

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wd_caro 6

wake her up with some foreplay and then dump her after sex

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