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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 02:01

Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By TooMuchForToLittle - 06/09/2021 11:00

Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML

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dolphincheddar 10

Friday 1 July 2011 23:26

don't mess with chuck Norris

WDLfootball 8

Friday 1 July 2011 23:40

Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

Comments

EffemmellXD 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:28

Well it's true

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:02

Chuck Norris has bigger things to do. He still never started world peace and stopped Global Warming yet. You still have time, little girl; enjoy your life.

rotflmao14 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:13

Oh but HE IS!!!!!!!!!

anon_anon_anon 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:32

Chuck Norris found Waldo... And killed him.

hawk4113 2

Monday 26 March 2012 22:48

He is and ur next

FarscapeSDC 9

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:10

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies the possibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing

greenorange75 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 3:07

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