By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 04:17 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 303
You deserved it 12 208

Same thing different taste

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Comet_Candy 23

Lovely daughter you have there, OP.

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ImmaB3AST 7

At least you raised her to be honest! You haven't totally failed.

Yep. Admitting to theft or homicide doesn't lessen the blow. It's still theft or homicide, or in this case, poor moral fibre and disrespect to authority.

firefighterjohn 9

could be worse she could be pregnant. but watch out for stds. my cousin got stds when she was freaking 14. they getting younger and younger

I hate the thought of people my age (hell, and younger) getting infected... I haven't even thought of having sex. And in high school, people make you feel like the black sheep for having your virginity. What a sad, sad world we live in.

Actually considering people used to get married and pregnant at ages younger then that, people are not having sex younger and younger, people are just getting more and more judgemental

Stay strong!!! I kept mine until I was 18, I waited for someone special and then I got him, he is so happy knowing the fact that he is my only.

twisted_cherub 14

Yes, girls used to get married and have kids in their teens. Men didn't usually marry until their early 20s, when they'd built a solid foundation for raising a family, like a steady job and place to live. They didn't sleep with several random people and have babies they didn't want or know how to take care of. This isn't just being judgmental. The number of single parent children on our welfare system is bleeding this economy. Teenage girls are getting pregnant on purpose with guys they barely know and those kids are ending up abused, neglected, malnourished or poorly disciplined and in trouble later in life. It's not only statistically accurate, but I see it every day in my city. A single parent can be a good parent. My mother was. But it's not likely. Most people are the rule, not the exception.

RedPillSucks 31

Welfare is not what's bleeding the economy dry. Check and see how much of the budget goes to welfare (in the US), especially since the mid 90's when the qualifications were tightened, and families were ejected from the roles. Now compare that to the Savings and Loan debacle of the 80's, Enron of the 90's, Lehman Brothers, AIG, Credit Default Swaps, and the Housing Bubble of the 2000's. Corporate greed and corporate welfare drains more from the economy.

TheDrifter 23

RPS, I just looked it up and America's federal and State governments combined spend over half their budgets on social programs. Apparently 48% of Americans receive some level of government assistance payment. That's crazy, I didn't know that and now I'm off to see what my native Canada's spending looks like.

They had sex earlier because their life expectancy back then was shorter. So to them, it was normal to have babies in your early teenage years if you were going to die before you're 45. In modern America, or most first world countries, you're expected to live well into your seventies or eighties. You have a longer time to breed.

222 - Teenagers your age think everyone is having sex, when really only about a small percentage is.

228- I beg to differ. Are you a teenager right now? Do people scoff at you when you say that you're saving yourself? Most people are really open about having sex. Some others just say they did it and shrug it off. If barely anyone is having sex, why are so many girls walking around pregnant?

Time too show her how long it will take too get to number five.

Mister_Triangle 21

No matter how many times I read this, I still have no idea what you're trying to say

16 means the 5th person she ends up having sex with.

twisted_cherub 14

How is it you were able to use "to" properly once, but couldn't manage to use it the first two times? It makes it hard TO like your comment when there are TOO many mistakes and I have TO read it TWO times just TO understand.

122- I'm an ironworker not an English teacher. If you didn't like the comment because you couldn't understand one of the most common mistakes made in the English language you shouldn't have taken the time TO read it TWO times. Confused= move on

Working iron doesn't excuse anyone from sounding ignorant. You've gone through primary school. Have some pride in yourself and respect for those of us who actually read what you have to say.

How did my so called ignorance become disrespect? I get too and to confused. I tried and got it wrong. That's the bottom line. No disrespect.

@ everyone jumping on 16 for mixing up too and to, people, it could very well be a simple mistake, have you heard of a typo?

I would kick her butt!!! How old is she and can you ground her.. Lol

Hmmmmm have a slutty daughter or spend the rest of his life in prison for child abuse and child assault? That's a really hard choice

If i had the guts to tell my dad that i'd be buried 40 feet under..

I know, right? If I told my dad I banged 4 guys he'd call me a little *****.

Mine would just kick my ass no mercy, immigrant problems.

Yes being murdered and buried 6 times deeper then average is the same thing as being called a *****, right?

At least she's honest but like still I'd never tell my dad that!

tony1891 22

We must be watching two different versions of Juno if this FML is Juno 2

Didn't she have a steady boyfriend and was only having sex with him? I'm sure she didn't "bang four guys". And she wasn't a ****. This sounds like it would make a good episode of Maury!

I don't get how her banging 4 guys would make you fail as a father. Any normal parent would obviously worry about their teenage daughter especially considering the teen pregnancy rate these days. That was a bitch move for her to say that. Teenagers rarely listen to their parents anyway. Ground her ass!

And while you are at it grind pupsi's face.

perdix 29

#105, it would be a little late, 5 guys have already been grinding her pussy.

Seeing that she still has to ask her dad to have her bf stay over, she's probably not over 18..

RedPillSucks 31

Most likely true. However, even if she was over 18, I wouldn't have my unmarried daughter having a sleep over boyfriend in my house. If she want's to have sex, she can do it at her own place.

You'd be surprised I'm 18 and I'm not allowed to be with my boyfriend for more than 4hrs a week........also we have to alternate who's house we're at and the door isn't allowed to be closed. It sucks big ugly pig tail.

savour 0

Wat a b3tch sl ut a ssh ole move

There seems to be something wrong with your keyboard. It appears to be putting spaces and numbers in inappropriate places and misspelling words like "what". I'd look into getting a new one.

Bitch **** asshole? I hate when people blind-curse. "You're a shit damn ass bitch **** queef-eating ************ bitch ass **** *****!" Stringing every curse word you know together doesn't constitute a good insult.

Wow that's is some colorful vocabulary for a 13 year old what's that 7th grade?

108- At 13, you didn't know any of those words yourself? ;P Most everyone has, and most people don't feel the need to use them to the maximum level. Kendall's example is valid and appropriate for the context of this conversation, IMHO. I'm also judging what she says based solely on the comment made, not whatever her profile says her age is. :p

Well our parents paid attention to us at 13

108- Are you referring to me or the original commenter? I'm 14 and going to tenth grade, for the record. ._.