By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 04:17 - Canada

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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 303
You deserved it 12 208

Same thing different taste

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Comet_Candy 23

Lovely daughter you have there, OP.

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She won't be so proud of it when she catches an STD. I'm disappointed to be part of this generation.

I love how, eventually, some people get away from commenting about the posted FML. Instead, they have little flame wars amongst each other. Get a life those of you who are guilty of this. You should have much better things to do than bash anonymous people through an anonymous medium. I know I am now making myself guilty of posting a comment about something other than the FML, but it had to be said. By the way, the original poster's daughter could have been 12. They are starting that early these days! Isn't that scary?

165 - I'm sorry, since this as well is off topic (This commenting section is beyond hope for that), but you stated in your profile that you are completely blind. Do you use a text-to-speech device to read these comments then?

If shes still living in your house she must not be old enough to do what she wants. Sucks to find out like that but teenagers are snots like that nowadays.... Your house your rules no matter what she says.... If she is old enough, then kick her ass out then she can bang as many guys as she wants then.

RedPillSucks 31

OP, I'm sure what your daughter meant was that she is the only female member of a 5 person percussion ensemble. She wanted her boyfriend to sleep over so she could spend time to show him the new moves she learned. It's all innocent fun. Let her lose to go "Bang a gong".

Well, when she comes home pregnant and/or with AIDs, you'll be the one laughing. That sucks, man.

I don't think any parent would laugh at that situation.

Most people recognize a figure of speech when they see one. Except for 185, apparently.

looks like she needs to be introduced to the good old belt.

oathkeeper77 5

Aw, you didn't fail as a father. She failed at being responsible. Some things you can't control unless you have an eye on her ALL the time, which is impossible. At least she's not pregnant?

She's probably what? 14 and I'm 20 and she's banged more guys than me. This is how you know your daughter might just be a ****.