Hazing rituals

By newguy - 29/08/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, it's my third day at work and the hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML
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happyvalleygirl 0

fast food industry ftw

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Kamazar 0

Run before he brings out the horseradish!

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CL41RE 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Poke_my_mon 0

Don't worry, I won't do it! This kind of enviornment is the BEST. Get through the hazing, and then its your turn to haze new people. If the manager is throwing ketchup packets, they're probably a chill manager, which is rare. Put your big boy panties on and man up, you ponty.

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CL41RE 0

Ok sorry about the rude comment but I hate it when people freak out just because someone calls first. It's more annoying than the first person.

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allie2590 31

So now that we've all established that you're annoying, let's carry on with our day, shall we?

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falconxvi 0

hahah ketchup throw =p haha u just got ur period all over ur face in ketchup lalaal woo

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jjessen 20

77 there are so many things wrong with you sentence I don't know where to begin

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rawr_ily96 24

#77 you're 20. Act like it. this is coming from a girl 3 years younger than you.

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happyvalleygirl 0

fast food industry ftw

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cwl727 32

What makes you think it was the fast food industry?

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Kamazar 0

Run before he brings out the horseradish!

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plexico 3

Day 4 Hazing in Ohio restaurants involves anal rape. Good luck with that.

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screwtaylor 0

I bet Plexico wishes he could help with the anal raping, huh? :P

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plexico 3

You'd lose. That's why I left Ohio before I had to take a restaurant job! FYI: Anal virginity intact. Yours?

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YDIBITCHES 0

All hail Plexico FML GOD!!!!! I am not worthy thee is almighty god of life

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YDIBITCHES 0

Screwtalor ultimate bitch of plexico. join the plexico religion

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null_fml 11

Wow, I knew plexico had a fanclub, but a religion??

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acd23 0

Wait, there's a fan club? How do I join? :P

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Mefreh 0

I moderated this, and said no. THIS ISN'T FUINNY.

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tubesocks_ 0

So did I. I normally only say 'Yes' to the ones that make me laugh. This one just made me feel bad for the guy.

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Consequences 0

Report him to the district manager. That'll learn him. Even if he WANTED to join in, he should have faked maturity and acted like a manager.

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liveandletlive89 0

Don't listen to this guy. If assholes keep reporting everything, no one will have any fun.

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liveandletlive89 0

Wait, I replied to the wrong one. sorry, miss.

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itzmeee 0

That's hilarious and sad. Depending on where you work, I'd probably quit. No one wants a boss and coworkers like that.

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alex_vik 0

Wow, I'd quit that job right away.

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