Today, I tried to get my FML account validated so I can comment...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 10:29

Today, I tried to get my FML account validated so I can comment on posts, but after the validation email link I receive is clicked on, it never activates my account. I've tried many times and it just doesn't seem to work. Arrrggggghhh! FML

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Alan 54

Tuesday 3 January 2023 10:30

ICYMI: if you are in this predicament, send us an email to [email protected] and we'll sort it out for you.

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Alan 54

Tuesday 3 January 2023 10:30

ICYMI: if you are in this predicament, send us an email to [email protected] and we'll sort it out for you.

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