By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.

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blueocean43 2

Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

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bellatrix4 0

Isn't is bad for the baby to have sex during pregnancy?

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aleithiera 2

You know, you CAN have a period while pregnant, right?

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bellatrix4 0

And I lie just as much as my brother, doesn't matter what gender we both lie. Who came up with this stupid argument anyway?

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dansco 24

YDI for been with such a stupid idiot! And I hope your kid takes after you lol

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1randomchick 2

Ok, WOW... First of all.. how can the baby be 8 months old, when she is only currently 2 months pregnant? Second.. lets just all agree that every woman is different,she may actually have her period/she may not. EITHER WAY, she should be giving head.. ;) Third.. Stop the sexism, it's pointless. Lastly, wtf are you doing complaining on here about not getting sex?? You don't know what it feels like to be pregnant. In reality, you should get off your computer and give your wife some cuddles!!

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karitaki945 0

ur not supposed to have sex with a chick when' she prego u **** tard

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Amber33 0

It is medically possible to have a period while prego, rare but possible.

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melisa_hope 9

it is not common but possible for a woman to have her period while pregnant.

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snowtigress 5

either she's lying or you ain't gonna be a dad anytime soon

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mesocrazy 2

for the millionth time for the ignorant folk: the bleeding a pregnant woman may have is NOT a period. a period is a specific event referring to the shedding of the uterine lining when the body is getting rid of an UNFERTILIZED egg. so, a period can only happen when a woman is NOT pregnant. geez. it isn't that hard, people. and like someone else mentioned, the withdrawal bleed you get while on the pill isn't a menstrual period, either.

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