By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your ****.

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blueocean43 2

Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

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cwl727 32

If she said that to me I would tell her to get in the car we are going to the hospital because you could be having a miscarriage. Then see what she says.

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squigglyragdoll 1

Maybe if you would take no for an answer...

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worldclassrager 39

That's just an automatic response but why can't a no be given?

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Rawrskies16 7

Having sex while the woman is pregnant can hurt the child and cause birth defects and also in some cases cause death. It forces air into the vaginal cavity which can move to the uterus and cause the child to develop birth defects and possibly cause death. So grow up and use your hand. If you can make a baby, you can grow up and learn to respect the woman you married and created a miracle with.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

None of what you said is accurate, don't spread your misinformation and try to pass it off as fact. Air doesn't enter the uterus during sex while not pregnant, so it won't enter it when a woman is pregnant either. Not unless someone is blowing air directly into the ******. Air pockets don't cause birth defects. You need something that mutates a gene or causes a delay in development to have birth defects. So that is just a ridiculous claim. Many doctors not only say it's safe to have sex while pregnant, they actually encourage it. Sex while pregnant is not only safe, but HEALTHY.

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EliGolsdworthy 7

I think the real question is is she really pregnant? Is there prove?

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Tyrnasales 11

ydi for not believing her. with both my kids my wife had her period for 3-5 months of the pregnancy

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Pseudonym 18

Dude, periods don't always stop just because you're pregnant. Since you're unaware of that fact I should also inform you that just because you're pregnant does not mean you cannot get pregnant again during your pregnancy. Hopefully the children will have better education.

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