Love: Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered... - FML

By Bishy123 - 26/03/2014 07:50 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML

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Bishy123 8

Wednesday 26 March 2014 20:48

I was not aware he was cheating on me until I read the text. He is no longer my boyfriend.

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kelseythompson 27

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:18

If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:18

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

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CharlesScene 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:50

YDI Dislike this comment all you like, haters.

aves_butler 1

Saturday 7 June 2014 5:36

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