Money: Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend...

By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By I’m poor too! - 13/07/2021 00:01

Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 13:25 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML

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By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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Friday 15 February 2013 2:59

Dude. Get out. NOW.

female_troller 12

Friday 15 February 2013 2:52

I just hope that in 20 years she's homeless and begging you for money. Hey, if the breakup goes bad, you can use this against her.

Comments

Phialvalve 6

Monday 25 February 2013 3:42

And what city do you work in 91? Smalltown TX, where there are only 100 homeless and you only see the 20 who are using drugs? I used to live in Boston and while I was there I spoke with the police department there on precisely this subject, of all homeless in most major cities 20% or less use drugs and of /them/ only 10% choose to do so.

lectricpharaoh 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 4:05

Why do you say "20% or less" for the usage figures, then immediately after say only 10% "of them" choose to use drugs? 10% of 20% (or less) is 2% (or less). Are you saying only 2% (or less) use drugs, or is it closer to 20% (or less)? Also, how can the figures be different between those who "use drugs" and those who "choose to use drugs"? Are you suggesting people are prowling the street, and forcing those poor people to use drugs? Drug abuse is ALWAYS a choice, plain and simple.

DSfriscoe 2

Monday 24 June 2013 20:54

yay! lets bring politics into every discussion! Don't forget religion!

fuggotmuggot 14

Friday 21 February 2014 19:47

Sounds like ******* bitch.

harmonyluver 12

Monday 11 August 2014 1:45

I would of dumped her on the spot.

xer096 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:57

Sooooo many red flags

failarmy123 11

Sunday 27 September 2015 1:39

Why r u dating her??

poindexter007 4

Thursday 22 October 2015 6:01

your girlfriend sucks

JmarChanology 20

Tuesday 15 December 2015 10:49

Ditch her. In a ditch

dickgamestrong 9

Friday 15 July 2016 0:18

It's better to give them food, or clothes. Never give them money. If they're just asking for money, they'll most likely use it for drugs. It's nice and feels good to help them with food/clothes, and they can get a job if they want money.