Health, Food and Diets: Today, it’s the third month of my diet. Every dream I’ve had...

By maisumepg - 17/02/2019 04:00

Today, it’s the third month of my diet. Every dream I’ve had since I started has been entirely about junk food. Every. Single. One. FML

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By lani - 24/05/2021 00:00

Today, and since I decided to cut back on unhealthy foods, my last five dreams were literally just slideshows of junk food. FML

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By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML

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By early grave - 17/10/2023 02:30

Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML

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Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML

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By neverhealthy - 01/10/2019 02:01

Today, I read that food cravings are only supposed to last a couple of minutes. I have been craving and dreaming about pizza for a month straight, and the urge is only getting stronger. FML

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What's it about?

By k…… - 02/04/2021 02:01

Today, I've had the exact same dream every night for a month. I'm sick of it. FML

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I'm in hell

By GiveMeCake - 02/12/2018 22:00

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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No pain, no gain

By skinny & doomed - 06/06/2021 20:01

Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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Lily_Rain77 25

Sunday 17 February 2019 4:27

Good for you, sticking with it for 3 months when you're literally dreaming about junk food. Keep it up!

Shreyan Dwivedi 21

Sunday 17 February 2019 4:54

Make a list of those things. From that list pick the best ones. Then from the best list pick 3 things. And eat them on your cheat day.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 February 2019 4:14

Oh, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. I’m lovin’ it. Taste the rainbow!

Lily_Rain77 25

Sunday 17 February 2019 4:27

Good for you, sticking with it for 3 months when you're literally dreaming about junk food. Keep it up!

Shreyan Dwivedi 21

Sunday 17 February 2019 4:54

Make a list of those things. From that list pick the best ones. Then from the best list pick 3 things. And eat them on your cheat day.

thelittlem 15

Sunday 17 February 2019 11:33

Do diets actually work for anyone?

iceberg 10

Sunday 17 February 2019 16:40

Yeah they're depressing....

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 February 2019 2:55

Yep. A tiny minority of us have success with them.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 17 February 2019 14:47

Good job! I've known 4 people who've lost 50+ lbs and I asked them what they did. They all said "stopped eating, started running". Keep it up!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 18 February 2019 2:53

Sounds like you can only have the food you really want in your dreams! But hey, good for you sticking to your diet for three months! You can do it!

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