By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 241
You deserved it 246 178

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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dang_fml 0

This is probably the most deserved FML I've ever read.

Why the hell would you do that? Really.

Way to go, moron. i might have tried that once too...when I was 3.

HA, #105, I was thinking the exact same thing.

UGADawg08 1

Fake. Ripped off from Arrested Development.

treli1593 0

Jesus ******* christ... if only you smashed your balls so you wouldn't be able to reproduce. Oh but a boy can only dream.

ahah reminds me of when bam margera jumped off a bridge with an umbrella