By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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jal_8_jal 0

#43 - you don't learn about gravity until at least eight grade, but s/he's definitely old enough to know that it wouldn't work, if s/he's old enough to post on FML #44- he'd have to be waaaaay younger than 10 i tried this a few years ago with a massive umbrella and some friends. but BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULDN'T WORK (seeing as i WASN'T high) i didn't jump off anywhere high enough to hurt me

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henri_fml 0

Look on the bright side........... you did "pop" something. hahahahaha!!!

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p0kegeek 4

next time try to be superman and leap from tall buildings

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gingerbread_fml 0

this is hilarious because you are ******* retarded. YDI all the way, but at the same time.. FYL.

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twindaddy 0

I'm with 68. Whether this is true or not, you're a moron and a blight on society.

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xHaniffax 0

This actually did not make me laugh this is my face right now: 0_o and I'm thinking: Are you actually THAT retarded?

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