By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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Vasir 2

28, You know he meant the umbrella thing, not the shed. I agree, try a broom.. But this time jump off your house, and maybe go face first..

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darkmis1 17

how can u be that stupid? It's just a movie! Pple can't fly with umbrellas!

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thatsbull95 0

YOU ARE A FAG!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR PROBLEM COULD POSSIBLY BE. UGG

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catatonicsleep 17

Next you should try and fit a floor lamp, a mirror and a hat stand in your carpet bag. And lets not forget sliding up the stair rail and jumping into chalk pictures....

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that_funny_girl 0

#39 #41 #45 and #57 Your comments made me lol. OP why on earth would someone jump off a shed with an umbrella?? You didn't really think you wold be able to fly did you? If you are old enough to post this event on FML, then you are old enough to understand that people don't fly even if they have umbrellas. And Mary Poppins isn't real. Sorry your leg is broken, but YDI.

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brandy808 0

Did you honestly think it would hold your weight?? Wow

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Figureskater_15 0

YDI. everyone knows mary poppins and her flying ways or whatever they are called are make believe you must be 5 or something cause you sound like one.

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boatiebanter 0

I didn't think 5 year olds wrote FMLs.... Either this is fake, or your IQ is waaay below 70.

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lil_miz_liz09 0

sorry about your leg, but why the hell would you do that?

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