Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally...

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 07:40

Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally added salt instead of sugar. FML

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CakeEater 15

Thursday 27 April 2023 22:11

At no point in time would you add salt or sugar to what would be described as a healthy smoothie. 100% YDI

Sertorius 10

Friday 24 March 2023 2:09

Just add a few more cups of sugar to disguise the salt! Problem solved! Butter will also work.

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Sertorius 10

Friday 24 March 2023 2:09

Just add a few more cups of sugar to disguise the salt! Problem solved! Butter will also work.

CakeEater 15

Thursday 27 April 2023 22:11

At no point in time would you add salt or sugar to what would be described as a healthy smoothie. 100% YDI

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