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By alex - 24/02/2012 21:35 - United States

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

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Same thing different taste

Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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By Physics fail. - 11/11/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML

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Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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Take your time

By Kitty - 08/08/2021 09:59 - United States - Johnston

Today, thinking I could carry it all, I stubbornly brought a load of food in with both hands. The glass jar of nacho cheese smashed on my radiator, and I had to use a toothbrush to clean between the cracks. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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BeccaHugs 17

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:47

*theme song* Bill Nye the science guy!

borkchop1992 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 1:45

I did that once. Except i didnt stick my face right in the way of the rocket

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Spottedfeather 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:32

Why would the cap still be on ? I've never seen a mentos rocket with the cap still on.

coolmanab 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:44

Lol that's funny now I wanna do it

coolmanab 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:44

Lol that's funny now I wanna do it

bluewailer 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:57

Haven't you watched UTube?

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:58

*YouTube Websites have feelings too, you know.

baconandkittens 10

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:38

At least you have proof of your success. :D

jlh2283 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:30

There is a reason demonstrations of that are done outside or at huge warehouse...

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:55

What did the kitchen window and your tooth ever do to you?!

apocalyptic_1125 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:12

You did that inside? What a dumb ass. (If you did.)

nani_rox 9

Monday 27 February 2012 2:14

You must be a boy. smh

lewok 8

Monday 27 February 2012 4:46

Didn't mythbusters prove this myth wrong?

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