By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 286
You deserved it 4 145

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

jack_jill05 14

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

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rekkas 16

that's so sad!! im so sorry op next time do it at a place with a lot of cushions! haha

How does she react when she gets her period is what I'm wondering?

lol that's gonna be the best proposal story.

Still a better lovestory than twilight.

brendejafulable 41

Hey, you got the sickness part down to a tee! Now work on the health part.

That's modern Romeo and Juliet for you - no need in poison, simple task is enough to drop them both down.