Love: Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By lacucarcha - 15/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML

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By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

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tacojauns 45

Sunday 19 October 2014 20:23

Sounds like you two are a match made in heaven

jack_jill05 14

Sunday 19 October 2014 20:22

That sounds like a mess, OP! It sounds like you both are okay, seeing as you posted and found out what happened. hope your head gets better & she says yes!

Comments

steftriv 18

Sunday 19 October 2014 23:29

Theirs always tomorrow!

Mc2013 18

Monday 20 October 2014 0:21

There's or there is. Not their. - Their implies a person. Their phone, their engagement ring, their FML.

steftriv 18

Monday 20 October 2014 2:33

Woops! Thank you for noticing! .....But seriously, how much free time do you have to go around and correct other comments?

Mc2013 18

Monday 20 October 2014 5:02

I only comment on the ones that are really stupid mistakes. Not a whole bunch of free time but when I can correct someone so they don't appear uneducated again, I do so.

steftriv 18

Monday 20 October 2014 5:39

Want a cookie too while you're at it, champ?

redneck66 11

Monday 20 October 2014 5:57

i hate ppl that think they're so much better than you. like seriously. grab a girl, a cold one, and a life....big deal there their theyre who gives a flying f*ck?