Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but... - FML

By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

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raz_berri93 16

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:23

I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!

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PIGaming 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 12:30

Sadly, I am sure that if this happened to one of my friends, I will would do the same...

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 12:30

What do you say to everyone? "I used Windex on the glass!

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Ecougarbrown 0

Monday 25 November 2013 0:48

Serves you right for leavening the kitchen!

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 23:43

Is ur nose ok!?? #lol ~stay fierce~

AgentPlatypus73 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:29

Clean it anyway.

HAYYRenee 6

Sunday 30 March 2014 7:33

DAMN your life sucked for that moment

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