By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML
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raz_berri93 16

I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!

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PIGaming 21

Sadly, I am sure that if this happened to one of my friends, I will would do the same...

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pdp_fml 21

What do you say to everyone? "I used Windex on the glass!

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Comments

brandoneyez1 25

That's what happens when you storm out instead of walk out.

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Michael903 18

He doesn't want you to wipe away the evidence of his only argument "win"

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PerSueTwo513 13

Hahahaha your man did what any boyfriend would do! Lmao

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mimiminx 23

Aren't you just glad it wasn't through the door and onto the non existent balcony?

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NotAddictive 6

Why would they put a sliding glass door leading only to a fall?

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mimiminx 23

Previous FML reference...

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perdix 29

Really? Most guys want to HIDE evidence of domestic violence rather than display it to the world. Maybe he wants everyone to think you're "clumsy" so when he does **** you up, he can say you had yet another silly "accident."

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edanielleh 21

did you even read the fml? There is no abuse here, she walked into the door. don't cry abuse all the time, it lessens the real thing

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perdix 29

#33, right, there's no abuse ... this time. The boyfriend just wants the world to note that the OP can clumsily hurt herself. Gives him a plausible denial for an incident of future abuse (you're just not paranoid enough ;))

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krupa1017 18

Ouch. Lol any boyfriend would have done the same thing!

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ReallyHottChic 14

Sorry OP but I'm on the BF's side! I personally would have laughed, checked to see that you are okay AND then taken photos of your misfortune to post on every social network, of my victory over said argument! Ha.

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bubblyhayley 16

I really wish I could have seen this!! :-)

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