By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

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Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Great balls of fire! That's what you get for waxing down there.

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that_band_nerd 22

You've heard how much it hurts normal skin, did it ever occur that sensitive skin like balls would hurt even more?

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awilliams44 9

give it a day or 2 and the results are fantastic!! hahaha good luck :)

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FuKcMee 32

sorry bro hit ydi by acident not at all though bro you a boss!!

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Cadillac4427 8

Dear, weren't you aware that "balls" and "wax" in the same sentence will never turn out good? tisk tisk

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blueknight1st 26

What kind of moron waxes their nuts? You shave your nuts.

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Dark_Stream 29

YDI. There's nothing wrong with having hair. If it hangs out of your clothes, just pull on it a bit, and trim it off with scissors. If it hangs out of your swim suit bottoms, just cut off enough to hide it. If your belly button hair pokes through your shirts, trim the bits that poke out. There is no need to try to look prepubescent.

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limabeans101029 20

Maybe he actually WANTED to look that way, rather than thinking he needed to.

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touch_phobia 13

dude, there's nothing wrong with hair, but there isn't anything wrong with not wanting it either. sure, I don't think he should be waxing, due to possible health issues, but other ways of getting rid of it are fine. we don't all want our hair long. it can get to be uncomfortable.

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Simplybieber18 5

#122 umm... No. Lol We pretty much do have to shave. Guys are the ones who don't HAVE to shave.

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Omniprism 14

You needs Nads. It's a no heat hair remover type wax. You should have shopped around. They have ready strips too for face but might be perfect for your balls and crevices.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

My girlfriend tried using that stuff on her legs, damn near took the skin off. It was an hour of *rip* OW! *rip* OW! *rip* OW! No way.

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evolute72113 9

Put some no tears shampoo on them next time

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Muttley9 13

Watch the version of Two and a Half Men where Ashton Kutcher gets a "Bro-zilian" wax, you may feel some empathy for him :)

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