Miscellaneous: Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 2 005

By Gary - 27/06/2010 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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You deserved it 5 131

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By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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funzcpl 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:00

watch out for signs that say, "don't walk". you might get hit by a truck!

murphythadog 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:10

Let me guess next you fell in a crack that said "mind the gap"

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MfailK 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:48

winner!!!

monkeynut11 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:49

karma? jk

headbanger08 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:04

FAIL!

zackkmann21 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:07

hahahaha you're a fail

v1kt4r 13

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:20

Learn to follow instructions OP, ydi

kellykerplunkk 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:22

hahaha sounds like something i'd do :/

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:03

wow! you have really nice.........hair ;)

Zabrielle 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:08

Me too! -_-'

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:16

and a very nice looking.........shirt.

c8750 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:25

If OP is clumsy then YDI. If not then FYL you're having a bad day. I'm very clumsy so I pay special attention to signs like that.

oreoreo 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:48

You know, you WERE born with eyes for a reason. You should have learned how to use them by now. Just sayin...

StJimmy117 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:57

so?

LaFHlax 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:58

haha watch where your going!! and what does ydi mean?

janelson0621 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 18:22

YDI means you deserved it

DocBastard 38

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:33

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