By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
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cartering 0

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

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amirn86 0

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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ohhdamn 0

if you didn't need contacts, you wouldn't have a prescription (:

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iKaite 0

YDI, cos you thought your hardcore. Is it me or are all the FML's bull?

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amirn86 0

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Your fault for being a dumbass. Next time, wear them.

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cartering 0

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

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KixiSummer 10

Me either bro and I just got my permit. So scared though a car nearly ran over me and I actually wasn't the cause. He was a drunk who tried

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dragoongirl90 34

You don't get contacts for reading. You get contacts if you are near-sighted. If you were prescribed contacts, YOU NEED THEM.

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gstar_fml 0

epic fail man epic fail. take it you learnt something then, if you have the prescription use them

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Sessee 4

"Today, some fat ass fell on me. The stupid **** wasn't wearing their contacts and was trying to prove to their friends that they didn't need them. But at least I bruised their cheekbone. FML" ^ That is from whatever you fell on.

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Vagrarian 2

If you need glasses/contacts, then you need them. You were arrogant and fate kicked your butt for it. YDI

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1R1X0X0 10

"If you need it, you need it." Let me learn from your great wisdom.

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alyssarenees00 0

agreed ... your just slow , theres a reason you need those .

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Kat_MS 0

Why did you feel the need to prove it to anyone? :( Not needing to wear contacts doesn't really make you a hero or anything. If I ever forgot mine I'd -tell- people so they could look out for me :P.

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