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By Matatat - 01/06/2015 03:55 - Germany - Pirmasens

Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one of my colleagues hit another with a sausage. FML

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ssnow_fml 20

Friday 29 April 2016 10:10

I don't see how this is strictly a German thing. This happens every other day at my work place.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 29 April 2016 13:02

You can do that in Germany? Lucky bastards. Whenever I do that here I get sent to a sexual harassment seminar.

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turisasgodess 1

Saturday 7 May 2016 20:02

LOL! please tell me you work at a **** movie studio! that would explain a lot...

sarahcroy20 12

Thursday 3 December 2020 2:14

Since you weren't the one hit with a sausage I'm not sure what the problem is.

randybryant799 20

Monday 9 August 2021 22:47

ok not really understanding why you're all upset?

wrenavery90 12

Saturday 11 June 2022 6:22

And this affects you how?

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