Miscellaneous: Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday....

By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By birthday_loser - 23/01/2013 19:33 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By Lennell - 24/08/2022 02:00

Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 16:03

Happy birthday! ...can I borrow some money too?

amirn86 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:21

That happened to me on my 16th birthday... except nobody asked me for money lol turns out though that everyone was ignoring me on purpose for a surprise party later on. I don't wanna get your hopes up, but MAYBE that's why? Do you have a facebook and if so is your birthday posted? That helps a lot lol Have a great birthday and don't let it get you down cause there are clearly a lot of people here on FML that care to wish you :)

Comments

savage_pixie 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:45

that happened to me when i turned 22. the only person that called me was my dad....who i havent since i was 2 and found on myspace when i was 19...........dont worry i bet your 21st made up for it the previous year. I did laundry and homework for my 21st. yours had to have been better!

divxman_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:54

happy belated birthday!

emptyego 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:20

That sucks! Happy late Birthday! :( I hope someone remembered but just didn't have time to call you.

karissaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:09

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!! :D i always make peoplez feel better xP happens when you get older...

lolurscrewed 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:44

Happy birthday, bro. :( If it's any consolation, for my last birthday (22nd btw--we're the same age!), my (former) friend invited me to my house because he wanted to **** me in the ass. He knew it was my birthday but ******* me in the ass was more important apparently.

StoneColdNigga 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:09

That bitchass nigga

yourmumspanties 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 12:00

lolololol unloved

gladiaintu 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:09

lol and happy birthday sorry but u need better friends and a better family sorry and happy birthday

ddotatlas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:55

shut the **** up you stupid bitch. your a ******* loser and thas why noone wished you happy birthday. you act like you have it so rough at least your not in Haiti or something.