Animals: Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said,... - FML

By queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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Cuteness overload

By friend - 29/06/2012 20:48 - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML

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By Granmacathy - 29/11/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML

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By OutoftheLoop - 20/02/2009 09:24 - China

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

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Remember the TV show "V"?

By Sarah Lyn - 24/06/2019 04:59

Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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chrissapp 18

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:56

She's going places.

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:57

I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.

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chrissapp 18

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:56

She's going places.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:16

Not at the fastest pace though.

Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 8 October 2014 19:31

Not college, but places

AddictGamer 16

Thursday 9 October 2014 0:19

Maybe op's mom already graduated..

okaydisarray 17

Thursday 9 October 2014 4:54

Hopefully to the zoo.

azyjazy713 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:57

I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:57

Wait till she see a meme of the pervy sloth...

AirBusDriver 23

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:46

Ha! The only 7 Planets one or did I miss another good one??

Aero_x 21

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:54

the memes of the pervy sloth are endless.

dubb420 15

Thursday 9 October 2014 6:08

are you from Japan? Cause I'm tryna get in japanties.

TheDvsOne 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:59

Wait Sid is a sloth...

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:43

You need to brush up on your Ice Age facts

NeoCarmik 9

Wednesday 8 October 2014 23:46

What did you think he is???

notsoanonymous3 20

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:58

Dumbass…what did you think he was!?!

Aero_x 21

Wednesday 8 October 2014 17:59

wonder what else she thinks is made up!

201chasew 22

Wednesday 8 October 2014 19:33

my mom doesn't believe dinosaurs exist because they weren't mentioned in the bible, so I can understand that she didn't think sloths were real.

schhichick 14

Wednesday 8 October 2014 20:40

Kangaroos also were not mentioned in the Bible. I understand the dinosaurs and the Bible thing but animals like sloths are real things you can see today

YepThatsMeee 23

Thursday 9 October 2014 4:43

#24 your mom should be shot. FYL.

meli1195 31

Thursday 9 October 2014 10:33

um in what world is it ok to tell someone that their mother, or any loved one, should be shot??? I think you should go back to the cave you crawled out of and learn manners dude.

Rizzen 27

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:01

she needs to be sent back to school

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:02

Sometimes a sloth will grab its own arm, thinking it's a branch, and fall to its death

rainbowdog 17

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:25

I always enjoy reading random and depressing facts.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 8 October 2014 20:07

Is it a slow death?

mylifebitches666 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 16:57

just because a sloth moves slow doesn't mean gravity goes along with it.

mylifebitches666 18

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:04

Does she also think she wouldn't get pregnant if she did it under a tree, is that how you were conceived?

Hiktmae 20

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:07

I really hope she was trying to trick you...

TanzWolf 26

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:09

Good thing you knew, and she didn't teach you that.

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