Health: Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months....

By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By WhyGodWhy - 18/10/2016 06:33 - United States - Addison

Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML

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Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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Today, I found out that the small bugs I've been blowing off my pillow all year are in fact baby cockroaches. I discover this when I found two full grown ones crawling around and decided to Google it. FML

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By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By roachblend - 12/09/2010 08:00 - Taiwan

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 2 June 2018 2:13

I'll get the gasoline, you get the matches.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 June 2018 2:03

They’re probably pissed you evicted them from their home and their cemetery. Who knows what other things they built in your A/C since last summer. I hope they made a bowling alley!

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cdgrayson 21

Saturday 2 June 2018 1:38

On the bright side you know about the problem now! Get it taken care of before you get an infestation!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 June 2018 2:03

They’re probably pissed you evicted them from their home and their cemetery. Who knows what other things they built in your A/C since last summer. I hope they made a bowling alley!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 2 June 2018 2:13

I'll get the gasoline, you get the matches.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 4 June 2018 4:55

There's no time. Just turn on the gas burners and I'll stick some tin foil in the microwave.

GIJoefan 6

Saturday 2 June 2018 2:49

Kill it! Kill it with fire!!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 2 June 2018 3:53

Time to burn the house down!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 2 June 2018 3:53

Could an infestation of giant horrendous creatures be considered a natural disaster?

weeping_willow 25

Saturday 2 June 2018 5:16

I legitimately do not understand how this happens. How do you NOT know that you have cockroaches??

Douglas E. Berry 5

Saturday 2 June 2018 21:40

They hide in the walls, avoid light, and mostly come out at night. If you see one cockroach, there will be fifty nearby.

Lisa Raible 7

Monday 4 June 2018 1:21

Hey I if you live in Florida for instance you'd be doomed they love humidity... Plus any crack they find in your house you're fked... Just move to Texas imo it's to dry for them xD

8313girl 28

Monday 4 June 2018 23:22

No, here they're in our trees. And somehow you have a flying cockroach in your house. I keep Raid on standby to kill the little demons.

bigdaddyeric 35

Saturday 2 June 2018 6:52

Was this in your car? Yikes x 10 or in your House? Disgusting!

protoskore 27

Saturday 2 June 2018 8:26

Could be worse - could have been several hundred spiders

Douglas E. Berry 5

Saturday 2 June 2018 21:43

We were noticing that the vent above our stove wasn't working well, and the fan was running poorly. So we took it apart. Biggest. Hornet. Nest. EVER. Luckily it was dead. We figured the hornets moved in while the apartment was vacant, and were killed when we started using the stove. Still, creeped us hell out.