By WhyGodWhy - 18/10/2016 06:33 - United States - Addison

Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
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Lalala579121 27

Just think, that's not just any cockroach. That's YOUR cockroach.

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GlennGuagmire 20

Divorce the cockroach and the house will be all yours.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Aww come on, he only wanted to have a friendly conversation!

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Levvy 22

Nitpick time: Roaches aren't disease carriers (nor do many of them fly). About the worst they can do is transport mold around. Besides that, they're actually extremely clean. That said, I totally don't blame anyone for not wanting them crawling all over their house. (Another minor fact: Most of them don't actually breed explosively enough to "infest" a house. Buuut if you do see one in your house it probably is one of the types that do.)

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meghanclean 17

Thats pretty normal when you just move into a home or apartment, set out some roach traps and buy roach spray and they'll be gone soon!

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J352SAURUS 30

I own my own house. FML. Make the cockroach pay rent if you're that concerned.

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Lalala579121 27

Just think, that's not just any cockroach. That's YOUR cockroach.

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mt21mt 15

Part of being a homeowner, rather than a renter, is dealing with problems in your home all by yourself.

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GlennGuagmire 20

Divorce the cockroach and the house will be all yours.

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RichardPencil 30

Is it a flying one? Those are a great feature of Texas!

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Levvy 22

Nnnno. Not all cockroach species even have wings. Among those that do, some don't fly as adults.

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