Intimacy: Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary... - FML

By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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rexob 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:13

thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

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Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:28

I agree with all the rest. They don't have their OWN cameras?

DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Monday 3 September 2012 21:18

I don't know how old you are, my first sympathy was towards the 12 year old screaming girl, but it has got to be seriously scarring for both of you. Sorry to hear, that's horrible. :-/

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tdog_ossim 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:06

you were obviously set up if ur mom didn't care

kuraisora 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 0:07

You can learn a number of things from this. Your parents obviously mess with your stuff if they took/ used your cameras. You parents are too cheap to buy their own camera for their naughty business. If you ever need to blame inappropriate behavior on something, save the photos, this is your excuse. Your parents probably don't value each other (emphasis on probably, as some people feel you can have a relationship be successful while fooling around with others, though most don't). If you feel this is the case, ask yourself if this is the example you want to follow, and if it isn't, find yourself some good examples... everyone needs good examples to learn from.

CaptSkippy 9

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:37

made up so fake

BrightSidegirl82 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:23

what the hell

perfect_jenny 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:29

haha 147, love it, so true too :)

hahaLexinater 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:26

tell your parents you just lost your virginity and see if they're ok with it then

nikkiryan1216 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 16:08

what the **** kind of parents do you have?! so inconsiderate, esp of your sister!

trini_gal171 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:13

I was thinking the same thing ! WTF?!?!

trini_gal171 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:15

true

thisguy22 33

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:43

no, the sad thing is that both their parents are OK with child abuse.

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