Intimacy: Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary... - FML

By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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rexob 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:13

thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

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Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:28

I agree with all the rest. They don't have their OWN cameras?

DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Monday 3 September 2012 21:18

I don't know how old you are, my first sympathy was towards the 12 year old screaming girl, but it has got to be seriously scarring for both of you. Sorry to hear, that's horrible. :-/

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nanaooze 1

Friday 27 January 2012 22:01

It's really weird that your mom is ok with it 0.0

kjeffery905 0

Monday 6 February 2012 2:38

There swingers

HateIsNotEnough 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 5:33

I am dying for that to.

newburton13 26

Friday 9 March 2012 0:55

Time for a call to social services.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 2:05

thats just wrong!

Optomisticpencil 7

Friday 13 April 2012 22:54

Call child services. Your father has essentially planted pornographic materials in a place he knew his 12 year old daughter would find them and your mother was passive in this so she's in the shit too.

crazysanyaa 5

Monday 18 June 2012 0:53

I hope the mom was the secretary...

summer49 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 6:36

What the hell is up with your mom bring ok?!?

jijipuff528 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 19:41

Wait, your mom was ok with it? 0.o

Makye15 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 2:10

That would scar me for life

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