Intimacy: Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary... - FML

By rexob - 04/02/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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rexob 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:13

thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us. again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

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Speech_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:28

I agree with all the rest. They don't have their OWN cameras?

DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Monday 3 September 2012 21:18

I don't know how old you are, my first sympathy was towards the 12 year old screaming girl, but it has got to be seriously scarring for both of you. Sorry to hear, that's horrible. :-/

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SarahStarzz 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:39

147 agreed , even tho I am a girl I still agree with u :)

Eternityfalls 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:28

sik ppl

Nyolia 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:43

That's wrong on so many levels.

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:13

$20 says the mom is the one that took the pictures

JDiz83 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 9:27

WTF you have the worst parents! that should be considered some kind of child abuse. you don't expose your kids to shit like that and say it's ok.

janier234 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:36

nice :)

princessNikki93 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:10

for sme reason it's hard to believe this!

holygodthatshars 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:59

LOL

mylifepwnz 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:23

well it's safe to say your sister is scarred for life

runninbrotha 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:23

will u be my lawyer??

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