Health: Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would...

By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Saturday 14 August 2010 16:10

Now you can sound like justin bieber!

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Saturday 14 August 2010 16:19

That's hot :)

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Sunday 15 August 2010 4:51

PELVIC THRUST UNH!!!!!!!!!

gingerkid19 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:33

******* idiot giving gingers a bad name

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Sunday 15 August 2010 7:38

You guys stop insulting him I dance like a retard when no one's around too cause I have a personality! And it's FUN. Hahaha but yaa uhm.... Fail.

christyxoxo 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:58

haha just imagining this fml made me lmfao.

christyxoxo 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:05

haha i love op's name Fire_Crotch. it reminds me of lindsay lohan.

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Sunday 15 August 2010 9:36

ouch

Mome_Rath 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:51

Hahah, way to burn your peenie, Justin Bieber.

sunnyhill 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:07

your a strange man

russian153 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:15

stupid GNP how do people approve this

binkybaby 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:25

So, I could understand if this had happened whilst actually in the shower, but OP, you said you were dancing around your bathroom when it happened.

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Keeping warm

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