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By notpregnant - 21/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Bad joke, dude

By Peterrulesall - 25/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML

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By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 21 December 2009 20:56

I dont even see the sarcastic humor in this. What an asshole of a cousin aswell.

lettertjes 0

Monday 21 December 2009 21:00

I don't see the humour either. Can someone explain the joke to me?

Comments

My2864 1

Monday 7 June 2010 1:22

who the hell does your cousin think he is by informing them? thats YOUR job.. id kick his ass for making the mistake and being a ******

ugwmii 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:39

damn

tykiej 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:45

Dont you just love stupid-ass, loose-lipped retards who have no lives of their own?

kbourco 0

Monday 10 January 2011 8:48

what a dumb bitch. if u were I'm prettttttty sure ur husband would know. what a ****

Beergirl87 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:02

whoop her ****** ass nosy Bitch

Mazi09 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 5:48

aha I always thought that too.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 8 May 2011 13:44

so her parents didn't plan her

athena3100 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:23

your cousin is a dumb ass…

ReddFawx 0

Friday 17 June 2011 14:31

It's called planned parenthood because they offer contraceptives so you aren't accidentally a parent. So to call it unplanned parenthood sounds like they're not doing they're job very well. Either that or they're just some abortion clinic. I'm with your cousin on this one.

Kayble89 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:54

Planned Parenthood helps millions of women each year by supplying AFFORDABLE birth control, condoms, STD testing, Ultrasounds, and just in general information. Planned parenthood is a godsend especially in hard times like these. YDI for trying to be funny when really you just came out sounding like an ass.