Health: Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my...

By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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CathyCraaazy 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:22

Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?

amerwin 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:23

Try your pubes next.

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AnimeGrrl03 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:04

Dont ppl normaly want to CURL their lashes?? O_o

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 18 February 2012 0:46

Okay seriously why would you straighten your eyelashes no one has curly eyelashes your retarded

LadyEmi 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:24

Kay I'm sorry but that's just sad. I mean Really? A flat iron? Come on.

libbyz 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:40

Wtf.?xD'When I read this,I about had a heartattack!Like really.?Haha,wow!

annigotammo 1

Tuesday 10 April 2012 6:20

You're ******* stupid. That is all.

buzzbee21 3

Friday 20 April 2012 10:28

You're lucky you didn't roast your eyeball you stupid idiot

KalCountry76 12

Monday 4 June 2012 3:09

you already said all of the insults I could muster.

gracevet88 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:06

Ur supposed to curl ur eyelashes. That's y they make eyelash curlers

Syddals_227 1

Monday 30 July 2012 4:18

WHO THE **** STRAIGHTENS THEIR EYELASHES ?!

pinkrink9 5

Monday 6 August 2012 23:06

You are an idiot

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