Miscellaneous: Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a...

By lala - 25/01/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

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You deserved it 34 030

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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You deserved it 39 007

DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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You deserved it 6 582

By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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You deserved it 8 892

By Crypticbeerbelly - 11/01/2017 14:44

Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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You deserved it 36 673

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 544

By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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You deserved it 69 226

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 691

It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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You deserved it 1 397

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 576

schalk 12

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:04

I'm dying to know what site this person was on

elektrik_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 23:51

And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?

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SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:32

LMFAO ! This is like so fucken random :L BUT, um .. how did you guys know she's searching up ****? o.O

animalcrosser5 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:31

Why print screen? If you wanted to show the site, send a link, if you wanted to send the pic, save the actual image file on the actual web page.

ceelaudia 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:57

why...were...you...on there?

rwac07 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:41

was it pornhub or redtube?

sycokid 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:38

LOL at least your mom has a reference xD

MetalcoreBassist 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:37

girl + **** = awesome!

Crotcho_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 14:13

You deserve it for not knowing how to use a computer, genius.

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:38

Cut out the pic. in Paint, paste it in a new canvas, save and send.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 9 August 2010 11:50

Suggestive as in Usbags.com/prada orrrr pornhub.com/femdom ? Fyl though use hyperlinks next time.

Evan2297 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:11

Either your gay or your a girl that watches ****...

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, the woman I love, who rejected me countless times, got a boyfriend. Bitter about it, I post on my Instagram Story: “I could have been your love bug, but apparently you’re into roaches.” She posted a story of them kissing, saying, “I love my roach so much!” FML

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Today, four days before Christmas, I discovered a rash on my daughter's shoulder. The doctor took one look and said, "It's chicken pox. Merry Christmas." FML

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Today, my brother, a plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

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Today, I have to figure out how to explain to my 6 year-old daughter when she gets home from school that she won’t be having a birthday party anymore, because she caught daddy having it off with the babysitter, and now we have nowhere to live. FML

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Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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You deserved it 35 214

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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