Miscellaneous: Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone,...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By XavierLing - 23/07/2019 06:00

Today, my thigh was itchy, so I went into a bathroom stall to scratch it. I, for some reason, moaned out loud while doing it. After that, the men's bathroom went completely silent. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Sunday 12 January 2014 9:39

Kudos to you for being brave enough to sing in a public restroom.

guci101 14

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Did you think the urinals were sinks or something?

Comments

lil_ham1644 29

Sunday 12 January 2014 18:18

Who sings in a public restroom? And how do you not notice the urinals on your way in?

tiger8255 13

Monday 13 January 2014 4:45

OP could've just rushed in needing to do her business really quickly.

israelnotjacob 20

Sunday 12 January 2014 18:40

In the mall you always assume someone else is there because that is the case about 99% of the time.

LadyLeo2885 2

Sunday 12 January 2014 18:58

Lol oh man! You didn't see the urinals when you walked in?

jdwmoore 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:32

ydi

Irishopoly19 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:41

How do you even walk into a men's restroom on accident? :l I hope you're more careful next time lol but what were you singing :0

tingtingmeg 12

Sunday 12 January 2014 19:47

um... did you not see the urinals?

IceWrath 22

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:48

Maybe these men heard your wonderful singing and had to go in the women's bathroom so they could hear it better?

dannnngthatsux 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:56

Just laugh it off with"ladies was full. Have a blessed day!!" I did that, sans singing, in the ladies once. The whole restaurant heard "Oh $&_@!"and then saw me running out of the ladies room. My date almost never me live that one down.